J.M. Patricklives in Derby, Connecticut with a small cactus and a squirrel named Todd. In past lives, she has been a waitress, telemarketer, dog bather, bartender, field correspondent, and administrative assistant. She thinks there are worse things to be called.
She currently works for an engineering company, and does not correct people who think she is an engineer. She most certainly is not. She can be found online at www.jmpatrick.org.