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John Whipple
| John Whipple's skyrocket to fame and fortune sputtered out early after he won the "What Fire Prevention Means to Me" essay contest in the third grade. Outside of that one twenty five dollar government bond awarded to him by the local fire department, there has been no further support for his contention that he is, in fact, a great writer. He is also a musician/songwriter and is currently hoping to pawn his soul to the Devil to cover expenses now that the twenty five dollar bond is long gone. |