When summer approaches, adjunct teachers worry about moneyi in the morning boyfriend expresses hope for my success before we part I know what he means & know that success is thermodynamic poverty not it’s all complicated I respond no I don’t say it but act like thanks honey sure hope for my success too though I’m getting on in age for dreams in this department ii imagine this (or at least consider) I’m Clare of Assisi & I’ve got a little convent in 1227 so petitioning Greg 9 (pope) for “the one thing that is necessary”: privilege of a possession-free world pope’s opposed since such a world is bad for consumer capitalism kidding! fears empty-bellied women doing good will upset soup carts then there’s Francis already in Assisi famed for his hunger games & no help to Clare (me) cannot trust us (me (imagine) & my convent) thinks we’ll be a drain on the town thinks he’ll feel bullied because of fairy tale weakness of women back to old garden version thinks Assissians will feel forced into giving gals stale heels that might better feed birds Clare persists (yet) her convent wins freedom from being forced to accept possessions which is so fab for me for Clare enjoys her privilege of poverty can be known ever after as Poor Clare not a failure iii imagine (again for consideration) I (still Clare here) enjoy a 13th C email exchange with pal Agnes in Prague gutsy daughter of Bohemian king Bavarian queen mining her bottomless contempt for earthly riches ever lumpy camel needle etc. so Agnes joins my girl group blows jumbo dowry on fab convent for Prague’s Poor Clares begs her first pope (still Greg 9) to be stone broke please he complies but denies further power over her own penury popes come & go Poor Agnes a bulldog for poverty eventually enlists royal relative (it all is) to help Innocent 4 (her second pope) put down Frederick 2 (holy roman emp + former fiancé) (small world!) which gets Innocent rethinking poor Agnes’ policy grants more privileges of poverty woohoo iv 1253 still not poor enough but Innocent 4 eating from my (imagine) & Ag’s hands at last accedes to quantum poverty-demands bountifully declares adjunct professors sisters of Assisi & Prague may enjoy inviolably to the end privation broke-ness inability to buy birthday cake for boyfriend dozens of nuns dancing leaping chanting in streets (imagine) toasting privilege of a possession-free world happened once |
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