Notes on Monkeys and How to Manage Them (Arthur Patterson, 1888)


The abundance of glass a most fatal

mistake. Peggy. A dozen of my choosing.

The most stupid monkeys learn to. Uncle.

Cruelty too often adjunct. Chilling

the air beneath. Now a sharp frost making

all kinds of floral devices upon

the glass. Jacko. Tommy. By all means name

your monkey. Mike. Bully. Peter. Demon.

All pets should possess one. Barney. Little

cap, tunic, some breeches worn for your

amusement, not for his. Jimmy. Knips.

Recognize the voices of their owners.

Dulcimer. A few gentle admonitions.

Atmosphere outside felt suddenly within.

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