Sometimes, despite all your DIY

efforts, and all your

feminist principles,

you need a man

with a

truck to get



Even if, at the end of

the day, he only shakes

your husband’s hand

says to you take

it easy on him

says to him

don’t be a

stranger let me know

if there’s anything you need

still, you’re

grateful because earth is

so heavy

and there’s no

way in hell

you can move

it with your bare


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