Moreover the comets spill water—the vehicle of life—into spacesomewhere in the space beyond the drafty windows there’s an asteroid a third of a mile in size brightest near the beehive cluster elaborately teased and lacquered with aqua net from all the borders of itself covered in acne scars a metal plate in its head seized by severe doubt it merges into traffic tentatively at home comets are dull dark chunks of dirty ice and dust but fling them headlong into the sun’s gravitational pull and they can’t stop the hot plasma in their pants it’s put your balls to the wall lady coiling and twisting nucleus hot enough to ignite their spongy crust you can’t love suns you can only love a sun no zipper merge they narrowly miss the black bear in search of honey as they collide and crash into a hollowed out tree the police list resident status as creation story leftovers side bar observation—comets are fragile and weak ripe to mine and colonize at a later date funny coincidence—meyer guggenheim mined silver in colorado in the 1840s his son benjamin went down with the titanic earth’s water comes from asteroids not comets in a billion years it will evaporate into space they are all on the shoulder as you pass in your fully loaded obsidian blue honda odyssey but long before this house my nana’s house a dwarf planet so not a planet at all but still a planet then yet big enough to contain five and gravity to eradicate one and his name my nana the sun that ignites slab bacon in cast iron dame heat miser my parents at a dinner party she playing solitaire in the tv room me bundled up sweating sudden swoons i float to the crown molding to talk to my ascendants caught in paranormal activity instantly gasping for breath in the luminous sphere of plasma held together by their gravity falling to the shag remnant never to rise again she an inflated and immense red giant trips over the cat and says to no one in particular We are fragile Mr. Sorensen!!! Hang out, the Moon then combusts into her parents passing as huge clouds of gas and dust i find my way home to my nana’s house my house a dwarf planet so not a planet at all where an asteroid a third of a mile in size will glide past my children our little duchamps who will be shaped and sent to a 3-D printer sleep deeply under spanish stars made of noxzema and bacon grease por cook’um thank God for atmosphere soon i will teach them to cast themselves into the sun but that is another day tonight is the closest an asteroid will be to earth in 200 years speeding across the skies longing to crash don’t worry NASA says it turns out all right it’s not like the earth will be pulled into the sun without warning! after the first accident we all start to relax meanwhile if anyone wants proof they exist consider heating some metal to brand courage and pride across your chest |
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