Kanye’s Digestive SystemThis I taught to a sixth grader— mouth, esophagus, stomach, small intestine, large intestine, rectum, anus ![]() —but there’s so much more to it than that. ![]() The bile from the liver. ![]() The sections of the small intestine— duodenum, jejunum, ileum. ![]() The sections of the large intestine— ascending colon, transverse colon, descending colon. ![]() And some go so far to note the sigmoid colon. ![]() Wikipedia says, of this in particular, “normally lies within the pelvis, but on account of its freedom of movement it is liable to be displaced.” ![]() Oh god, the uneasy organs. ![]() All the sphincter muscles (just like the ones in our eyes). ![]() All the peristalsis. ![]() Even a vestigial organ. ![]() I love the digestive system. The bits about how long the small intestine is. ![]() The small intestine in an adult human measures on average about 5 meters (16 feet), with a normal range of 3 - 7 meters. ![]() It can measure around 50% longer at autopsy because of the loss of smooth muscle tone after death. ![]() How they will go on to say, That’s the height of a giraffe! The length of a Humpback Whale calf at birth! ![]() The length of the letters individually undone in this very book! ![]() The length of my cooing for Kanye! ![]() Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ![]() Kanye must know, from his year in China, that there, the heart is not what controls love. ![]() It is the stomach, the gut, that which moans in the night. |
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