—Cindy Brady, The Brady Bunch
Don't mess with Kitty Karry-All. She carries all.
If you try, Cindy will lisp, Thame on you!
Then she'll strangle you with the fuzzy yarn of her pig-tails.
What does Kitty carry?
A love note from Mike's first wife.
The truth behind Bobby's dye-job.
Alice's pink nightie.
10 warheads aimed at the Bay of Pigs.
An extended warranty on the station wagon.
A canary that once lived in Carol's rib-cage.
Futures gleaming in her thermoplastic hair:
Marcia sells her body for white powder.
Cindy guzzles chardonnay. Jan is primly sober.
Peter boots computers,
Greg greets a crowd in Vegas—
"Far-out" sounding hokey
in the glow of smart phones.
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