I let myself slip a finger
Into the wedding cake

Nobody is looking maybe
I'm going to eat it while they're not looking

I put my fist in the cake
God, this is sexual
I feel like a creep

The bride and groom start yelling at me
I slide up next to the bride
And I put her on the ground
I put myself on top of her
And breathe in her mouth

The cake smells like her
I stare up
The wedding tent is striped

I pull the cake on us and
The groom
Starts punching everyone around him

We drown in the cake
Her first  
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