Russell Edson Has a Riding Mower

by Matthew Simmons


And a glass of lemonade.  It is very important to think about Russell Edson on a riding mower, gliding over his lawn.  It is very important to imagine what it would be like to be Russell Edson, straddling a riding mower, watching the grass being spit out of the back.
      It is very important to drink lemonade through a straw.
      It is very important to stick your hand into the blades of a riding mower, and watch your fingers widow your hand.  
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